
Publisher: Indie. io · Release date: 2026-03-04
The cheapest Yankee Rabbits key that activates in Australia has a listed price of $5.95 at Steam (Steam, GLOBAL key). Checked .
The end of the world wasn’t aliens, plagues, or nukes. It was Yankee Rabbits — pink, bat-swinging humanoid nightmares in track jackets. They rolled into town, flattened humanity, and now strut around like they own the place. Spoiler: they do. The only “law” left is Satsuko — a deeply corrupt cop who cut a deal with the rabbits to keep her spot in the city. She doesn’t side with you. She doesn’t fight the rabbits. Instead, she blames you for everything they do and makes a habit of attacking you just to add insult to injury. And then there’s you — a mysterious anime girl somehow stuck with the job of taking these rabbits down. Ten stages. Ten rounds each. Nine rounds of increasingly smug bunnies, then one boss fight so unhinged it looks like someone hit “randomize” on the design doc and shipped it anyway. The catch? The art is cute. The fights are not. You’ll be laughing at the rabbits one moment and begging for mercy the next. That whiplash is the entire point. Clear the main mode and things only get worse: Survival Mode pits you against endless waves until your willpower disintegrates, while Free Run Mode turns the game into a double-jumping, platforming obstacle course nightmare. Some Free Run courses will be free. Some will be paid. All will be questionable decisions you’ll somehow enjoy. So here it is: anime girl with guns, rabbits with bats, bosses with too many particle effects, and a crooked cop who hates you almost as much as the rabbits do. It’s silly, it’s brutal, it’s nonsense — and it’s exactly what it should be. FEATURES Classic Mode – 10 stages × 10 rounds of rabbit beatdowns, capped off with boss fights that shouldn’t legally exist. Survival Mode – Endless waves until you break, rage-quit, or achieve enlightenment. Free Run Mode – Double jumps, absurd platforming, and post-launch course packs (some free, some paid). Ranking System – Clear faster, earn an S-Rank, and then explain to your friends why you cared. Gap Moe Aesthetic – Cute visuals vs. merciless difficulty. Laugh, then cry. Satsuko, the Worst Cop Alive – A crooked officer who attacks you while blaming you for everything. Thanks, Satsuko.
Prices last checked . Each is the price the store lists; marketplaces add a service fee at checkout.
No. Steam sells it for $5.95, the lowest price we track in Australia.
The lowest price we recorded for Yankee Rabbits in the last 30 days, counting keys for every region, was $4.45. The lowest listed price for a key that activates in Australia is $5.95 today.
Not always. Stores that sell their own keys, such as Steam and GOG, add no service fee, though sales tax is added at checkout in the US and Canada. Marketplaces add a service fee at checkout, and some payment methods add their own, so on a marketplace the total at checkout will be higher than the price listed here.
Not all of them. Keys sold for another region (EUROPE) may not activate on an account registered in Australia; that applies to 1 of the 2 offers here. The cheapest key named above does.
Official stores sell their own keys. Marketplaces and third-party sellers sell keys from other sellers: check the seller and the key’s region before you buy, and pay through the store’s own checkout.
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